September 29, 2009

Paranoid about Swine Flu

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Filed under: Blogroll, Community, Humor — Susan @ 9:28 pm




September 23, 2009

Another Thought Provoking Email

The following is an email sent to me from a friend. I often enjoy Ben Stein’s take on things and this is a good one. It actually choked me up a little.

 

ben-steinThe following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.

My confession :

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish.  And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees.  I don ‘ t feel threatened.  I don ‘ t feel discriminated against. That ‘ s what they are:  Christmas trees.

It doesn ‘ t bother me a bit when people say, ‘ Merry Christmas ‘ to me.  I don ‘ t think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto.  In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn ‘ t bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu   If people want a crèche, it ‘ s just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don ‘ t like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don ‘ t think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians.  I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period.  I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country.  I can ‘ t find it in the Constitution and I don ‘ t like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship celebrities and we aren ‘ t allowed to worship God as we understand Him?  I guess that ‘ s a sign that I ‘ m getting old, too..   But there are a lot of us who are wondering where these celebrities came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different:  This is not intended to be a joke;  it ‘ s not funny, it ‘ s intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham ‘ s daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her ‘ How could God let something like this happen? ‘ (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.  She said, ‘ I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we ‘ ve been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.  And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out.  How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone? ‘ 

In light of recent events… terrorists attack, school shootings, etc.  I think it started when Madeleine Murray O ‘ Hare (she was murdered, her body found a few years ago) complained she didn ‘ t want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.  Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school.  The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself.  And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn ‘ t spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr Spock ‘ s son committed suicide).  We said an expert should know what he ‘ s talking about.  And we said OK.

Now we ‘ re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don ‘ t know right from wrong, and why it doesn ‘ t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out.  I think it has a great deal to do with ‘ WE REAP WHAT WE SOW. ‘ 

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world ‘ s going to hell.  Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.  Funny how you can send ‘ jokes ‘ through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.  Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing yet?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you ‘ re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit.  If not then just discard it… no one will know you did.  But, if you discard this thought process, don ‘ t sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.  
My Best Regards,  Honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein

Filed under: Blogroll, Community, Humor, Personal — Susan @ 7:33 pm




September 10, 2009

UCAR Tech Fair…never too late to learn.

computer-frustrationI’ve been involved with  the UCAR Tech Fair for several years now. I was the committee chair last year which was fun. This year, it is even more fun to be just a committee member. The event is coming up after another year of hard work and I am looking forward to it.

I never considered myself a “Techie” person. In fact, I’ve always said I am computer illiterate but after doing the Tech Fair three years running, I realize how techie illiterate so many other people are, and amazingly, I am sometimes the one that seems to have the answers.

Ok, I’m not going to be too full of myself. There will always be people like Rod Fife, Harry
Rodas, and many others on these committees with me that are just so…well, far more advanced than I am or ever will be. Thank goodness!

I just had a conversation today with a member of my church and offered myself to help the seemingly many other women in my church that seem to really struggle with the most basic aspects of technology. I surprise myself to find, me of all people, feeling confident enough to offer to teach a few classes on the basics. I don’t know what will come of my offer but I felt strongly that it is important for us to know some of these things to enhance our lives.

Three years ago, it would have never happened. It feels good to know that this old dog can still learn a few new tricks…, then be willing to teach them to others.  It’s never too late to learn.

Filed under: Blogroll, Community, Humor, Personal, Technology — Susan @ 9:53 pm




July 3, 2009

REMARKABLE REALTOR®

 wonderwomancartoon

 

 

I was going through old emails and I ran across this one from a past client, and still friend.
I thought it was funny so I will share:

 

 

 *Here are the top ten reasons for hiring a good realtor:

 10)  She will take you to see 1,567,899 homes and never complain.
 9)   She will take you to meet her cat and her dog, and anybody else around,
       once you have closed on your home.
 8)   She will take her industrial broom and sweep tires, boxes, ironing boards,
       or anything else off of your property.
 7)   She feeds you a lot.
 6)   She brings you chocolate.
 5)   She gives you more chocolate.
 4)   She makes you bread and gives you more and more chocolate.
 3)   She sends you pictures of her kids, husband, vacation places and cries
       when she can’t go on vacation with you.
 2)   She invites you over for dinner with the family, and dog and cat as
       mentioned in #9.
 1)   She will spackle, prime, paint a wall in your home and doesn’t complain if she gets paint on
       herself or her hair.
 
 
Author,
Sheryl
*I reserve the right to deny any and all allegations
:)
_________________________________________
Filed under: Blogroll, Buying, Humor, Personal, Real Estate, Selling — Susan @ 12:15 pm




June 23, 2009

Community Ed for Women

womens-educationI didn’t write this, so don’t get mad at me…

 

Spring Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, June 9, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

 Class 1
 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
 Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs
 beginning at 7:00 PM..

 Class 2
 Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
 Round Table Discussion.
 Meets 2 weeks,
 Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

 Class 3
 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
 Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks,
 Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

 Class 4
 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
 Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 Meets Saturdays
 at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

  Class 5
 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
 Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

 Class 6
How to Take a Bath Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

 Class 7
 Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
 Three nights;
 Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 8
 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!!
 Real Life Testimonials.
 Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 9
 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without
 an Insurance Claim.
 Driving Simulations.
 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 10
 Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
 Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

 Class 11
 The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
 Live Demonstration.
 Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.

Filed under: Blogroll, Humor — Susan @ 6:04 am




June 22, 2009

DEAF WIFE

ear-plainA man   feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well
as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing   aid. 

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the
family doctor to discuss the problem. 

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal
test the husband could perform to give the  doctor a
better idea about her hearing loss. 

Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor,
“stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a
normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.  
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until   you get a response.” 

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself,
“I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what
happens.”   Then in a normal tone he asks,

‘Honey,  what’s for dinner?” 

No response. 

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
30 feet from his wife and repeats,

“Honey,   what’s for dinner?” 

Still no response. 

Next he moves into the dining room where he is
about 20 feet from his wife and asks,

“Honey,   what’s for dinner?” 

Again he gets no response. 

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10
feet away..

“Honey, what’s for   dinner?”

Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her.

“Honey,   what’s for dinner?”
 
     
   ”JIMMY,   for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!”

You have to admit it…this one is funny.

Filed under: Blogroll, Humor — Susan @ 8:31 am




May 22, 2009

Putting it all into Perspective

I found this little clip and found it interesting.

                  Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you think?

Filed under: Community, Humor, Real Estate, Utah County Statistics — Susan @ 8:42 am




April 30, 2009

Interesting Chain-Mail

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 Every now and then, I get emails from friends about some new idea that we are all supposed to be aware of. I can usually tell the ones that are a hoax because of the way they tug at your emotions. My belief is that if an issue is important enough, we recognize the severity of the situation without the emotional manipulation.

However, these emails seem to yank on the emotional chords to get the job done. The following story is the latest “warning” I recieved. It was forwarded to me and I could see the dozens of other email addresses that the ‘breaking news’ had been sent to, which is typically the case.

I wonder who, what type of person, sits around thinking of these things. Do they think they are just being clever? Do they get a thrill out of causing alarm?  It makes me curious. Maybe in heaven, we will finally get the answers to all of these perplexing questions.

This is the latest email. Have you seen it?

 

Beware folks. This is news you can use. (Emotion)

THIS HAS BEEN CHECKED ON SNOPES (Notice the authenticity?)

My oldest son came over yesterday- he had to go to Canada for work last
week.
One of the other engineer’s traveling to Canada with him, but in his own
car had something happen…that I need to share. (always a second-hand story)

While traveling he stopped at the roadside park, similar to what we have
here with bathrooms, vending machines etc. (so many details, must be true!)

He came out to his car less than 4-5
minutes later and found someone had gotten into his car, and stolen his cell
phone, laptop (annoying advertisment) computer, gps navigator, briefcase…..you name it.

They called the police and since there were no signs of his car being broke
into- the police told him that there is a device that robbers are using now
to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your
key-chain locking device..  (the bad news always comes
from the police because we all know, they are in the know)

They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. Since they know
you are going inside a store, restaurant, or bathroom and have a few
minutes 
(read below to see how long it really takes) to steal and run.
The police office said…to be sure to manually lock
your car door-by hitting the lock button inside the car, that way if there is
someone setting in a parking lot watching for their next victim it will not be
you.

When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting…it does not send
the security code, but if you walk away and use the door lock on your key chain
- it sends the code thru the airwaves where it can be stolen.

I just wanted to let you know about this…it is something totally new to
us…and this is real…  (Really, really real?? Can’t you just feel the desperation?) it just happened
this past Thursday June19th to his co-worker…
(what year? This email has actually been circulating for years)

So be aware of this and please pass this note on..  (share the panic) look how many times we all
lock our doors with our keys… (everyone does this so everyone can be a victim
even though not one of us has had it happen to us or heard of it happening to anyone we
know. It is such a huge problem, yet the news has never mentioned it. What is wrong with the media?) 
How many times do we hit the lock button on the way into the store? Just to be sure we remembered to lock
them….and bingo the guys have our code…and whatever was in the car…can be
gone.

Keep safe everyone!

 

Ok, so  I added a few commentaries in the story. I did a little research on how prevelant this problem is. I found another version of this story which actually included the police officer’s name…he is a promient officer in the area. The reporter contacted the officer and was told:

                                   Please be advised that this is a hoax. We are requesting the public to please not further distribute this email because it could lead to further misunderstanding. 
                           Cst. Wally Henry,  Strathcona County Detachment,  Media Liaison/Community Policing Unit

This account added a personal touch before the same story, not typical:

I locked my car — as I walked away I heard my car door unlock I went back and locked my car
again three times. I looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store.
When I looked straight at them they did not unlock my car again. That’s when I found out about…

More research and I found that while the technology does exist to grab the wireless transmission out of the air when you ‘click’ your remote, it still requires a very sophisticated computer and takes over an hour for the fastest computers to decipher the correct code from the millions of transmissions flying through the air at any given moment due to algorithms the manufactures use in the codes. (Don’t ask me what that means). So these accounts of immediate de-coding are just not possible yet; the technology does not exist, as far as I could find.

The researchers that are doing the experimentation on this still do not believe it is a problem because of the technology required.  The fact that the process takes so long will be a major deterent…a thief’s best friend is time; 
he wants to get in, get out as fast as possible, to steal as many cars as possible in a small amount of time. For car robberies, they are still looking for a fast snatch. So, to date, this is not a problem the authorities…or anyone (except those tricked into forwarding these emails) is really concerned about.

I am glad I could clear that up. 

 

Filed under: Community, Humor, Real Estate, Technology — Susan @ 9:53 am




April 16, 2009

“I Love That Recipe!”

 

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My husband and I both cook and we are always on the lookout for a good recipe. Online recipe sites have become a great tool. You can find a recipe for anything within seconds.

Another benefit we have discovered from online recipe sites is the opportunity to see how many other people have tried a recipe and reviewed it, making it easier to find the best recipes and eliminate the trial and error aspect.

From this, I have noticed something that makes me smile. I will explain my humorous discovery.

Whenever there are reviews on a recipe, they alway go something like this:

               “I love this recipe. It has become my family’s favorite. I changed it from one cup of sugar to two
          and instead of using chocolate, I use vanilla. I didn’t have any walnuts so I used almonds instead and
          I realized that if you bake it ten minutes less then steam it the remaining time, it turns out much better.”

I don’t recall ever reading a review where the commentor did not change at least on thing. If you change even one thing, it isn’t the same recipe anymore. On sites where there are a lot of comments on one recipe, it gets crazy. Each person changes one or two aspects of the recipe. By the time they get to the fifth or sixth comment, there seems to always be some poor person that says:

               “I tried this recipe and made the changes suggested and I have to say, it didn’t turn out at all.”

Does anyone else think this is as funny as I do?

Filed under: Blogroll, Humor, Personal — Susan @ 6:42 pm




March 23, 2009

Giving Up Chocolate

 
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked for a couple of dollars to buy dinner.

She took out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, are you going buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?”

“No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago,” the homeless woman said.

‘”Are you going to use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” She asked.

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Are you going to spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked.

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”

“Well,” she said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out to dinner with my husband and I tonight.”

The homeless Woman was shocked. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? Look at me, I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.’?

 She answered, “That’s okay. He needs to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.?”

Filed under: Blogroll, Humor — Susan @ 4:38 pm




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