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September 29, 2009
September 23, 2009
September 10, 2009
July 3, 2009

I was going through old emails and I ran across this one from a past client, and still friend.
I thought it was funny so I will share:
*Here are the top ten reasons for hiring a good realtor:
10) She will take you to see 1,567,899 homes and never complain.
9) She will take you to meet her cat and her dog, and anybody else around,
once you have closed on your home.
8) She will take her industrial broom and sweep tires, boxes, ironing boards,
or anything else off of your property.
7) She feeds you a lot.
6) She brings you chocolate.
5) She gives you more chocolate.
4) She makes you bread and gives you more and more chocolate.
3) She sends you pictures of her kids, husband, vacation places and cries
when she can’t go on vacation with you.
2) She invites you over for dinner with the family, and dog and cat as
mentioned in #9.
1) She will spackle, prime, paint a wall in your home and doesn’t complain if she gets paint on
herself or her hair.
Author,
Sheryl
*I reserve the right to deny any and all allegations
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June 23, 2009
I didn’t write this, so don’t get mad at me…
Spring Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, June 9, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs
beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks,
Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks,
Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays
at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Take a Bath Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 7
Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 8
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!!
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 9
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without
an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 10
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 11
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.
Filed under: Blogroll, Humor — Susan @ 6:04 am
June 22, 2009
A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well
as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the
family doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal
test the husband could perform to give the doctor a
better idea about her hearing loss.
Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor,
“stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a
normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself,
“I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what
happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks,
‘Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
30 feet from his wife and repeats,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is
about 20 feet from his wife and asks,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10
feet away..
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her.
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
”JIMMY, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!”
You have to admit it…this one is funny.
Filed under: Blogroll, Humor — Susan @ 8:31 am
May 22, 2009
April 30, 2009
April 16, 2009

My husband and I both cook and we are always on the lookout for a good recipe. Online recipe sites have become a great tool. You can find a recipe for anything within seconds.
Another benefit we have discovered from online recipe sites is the opportunity to see how many other people have tried a recipe and reviewed it, making it easier to find the best recipes and eliminate the trial and error aspect.
From this, I have noticed something that makes me smile. I will explain my humorous discovery.
Whenever there are reviews on a recipe, they alway go something like this:
“I love this recipe. It has become my family’s favorite. I changed it from one cup of sugar to two
and instead of using chocolate, I use vanilla. I didn’t have any walnuts so I used almonds instead and
I realized that if you bake it ten minutes less then steam it the remaining time, it turns out much better.”
I don’t recall ever reading a review where the commentor did not change at least on thing. If you change even one thing, it isn’t the same recipe anymore. On sites where there are a lot of comments on one recipe, it gets crazy. Each person changes one or two aspects of the recipe. By the time they get to the fifth or sixth comment, there seems to always be some poor person that says:
“I tried this recipe and made the changes suggested and I have to say, it didn’t turn out at all.”
Does anyone else think this is as funny as I do?
Filed under: Blogroll, Humor, Personal — Susan @ 6:42 pm
March 23, 2009
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked for a couple of dollars to buy dinner.
She took out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, are you going buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago,” the homeless woman said.
‘”Are you going to use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” She asked.
“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Are you going to spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”
“Well,” she said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out to dinner with my husband and I tonight.”
The homeless Woman was shocked. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? Look at me, I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.’?
She answered, “That’s okay. He needs to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.?”
Filed under: Blogroll, Humor — Susan @ 4:38 pm
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