
I was going through old emails and I ran across this one from a past client, and still friend.
I thought it was funny so I will share:
*Here are the top ten reasons for hiring a good realtor:
10) She will take you to see 1,567,899 homes and never complain.
9) She will take you to meet her cat and her dog, and anybody else around,
once you have closed on your home.
8) She will take her industrial broom and sweep tires, boxes, ironing boards,
or anything else off of your property.
7) She feeds you a lot.
6) She brings you chocolate.
5) She gives you more chocolate.
4) She makes you bread and gives you more and more chocolate.
3) She sends you pictures of her kids, husband, vacation places and cries
when she can’t go on vacation with you.
2) She invites you over for dinner with the family, and dog and cat as
mentioned in #9.
1) She will spackle, prime, paint a wall in your home and doesn’t complain if she gets paint on
herself or her hair.
Author,
Sheryl
*I reserve the right to deny any and all allegations
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